mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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