If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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