I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Your cock deserves a montage
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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