Do you still have your period?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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