O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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