That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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