i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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