what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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