You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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