No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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