I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?