I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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