just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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