I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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