nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
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Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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