I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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