im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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