Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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