Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Randomize
