I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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