Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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