do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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