This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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