in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
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If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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