Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Someone came in the potted fern
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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