ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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