apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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