In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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