omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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