i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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