I would go down on you faster than GM stock
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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