some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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