fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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