im about as happy as oj after his trial
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm really busy with my period
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