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(248): View more from Michigan

dats a huuuuuge bitch!

(773): View more from Illinois

who is this????

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now

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(281): View more from Texas

I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.

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(614): View more from Ohio

This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.

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(770): View more from Georgia

You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers

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(541): View more from Oregon

You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup

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(813): View more from Florida

Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.

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