we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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