so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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