That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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