Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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