I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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