suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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