I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Randomize