what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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