I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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