what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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