i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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