I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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