I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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