I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I had to cum in my sink.
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