you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You pole danced in your parka.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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