So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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