After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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