just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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