This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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